Wood statusSOFTJCTC2.71-2.17%Wood owned0 sh · not startedThe flip0.04% of the wood co.$WOOD mcap$3,894WY19.49-1.66%RYN18.65-0.37%LPX73.76-1.46%BCC77.74-0.70%UFPI81.23-2.97%Lumber517.00-1.24%Woodstock index-1.51%
Robinhood Chain · $WOOD · not a metaphor

It gets bigger with market cap.

Throbbinwood grows with the coin and gets harder as the wood company's shares go higher. Part of every fee buys real shares of that company, NASDAQ: JCTC. Grow the wood. Own the wood.

Get wood
$WOOD market cap24h —
$3,894
Length
7.7″
Girth
SPLINTER
Status
SOFT

Stage I of VIII · Cold water. Bear market. Shrinkage.

Next: Twig at $10,000$6,106 to go
vs. the wood company (JCTC, $9.54M)0.04%Hardness234 lbf · harder than balsaJCTC today-2.17%Wood owned0 sh · 80 bpm

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Growth chart · inchesLive
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Jewett-Cameron · $9.54M · the whole company
You are here · 7.7″
Measure future woodDrag him
IIIIIIIVVVIVIIVIII
01 / 08

How big is it?

Eight sizes. Market cap decides which one he is. Sixty-nine inches at a billion. The wordmark stays the same size, which is the whole joke.

  1. You are here
    Stage I
    Splinter
    from $0 · 5″

    Cold water. Bear market. Shrinkage.

  2. Next
    Stage II
    Twig
    from $10,000 · 10″

    It's growing. Give it a minute.

  3. Stage III
    Stud
    from $100,000 · 17″

    Certified 2×4. Load-bearing.

  4. Stage IV
    Post
    from $500,000 · 24″

    Girth unlocked.

  5. Stage V
    Log
    from $2M · 33″

    Now that's a log.

  6. Stage VI
    Trunk
    from $10M · 43″

    Two hands. Minimum. About one wood company.

  7. Stage VII
    Redwood
    from $50M · 55″

    Birds live on him. So does a small town.

  8. Stage VIII
    World Tree
    from $250M · 69″

    Holds up the sky. Hat still the same size.

Scroll sideways on a phone · sizes to scale · measured from the base, like a gentleman

02 / 08

Is it hard?

He gets harder as $WOOD's market cap grows and as the wood company's shares go higher. Read out on the Janka scale, the real one: the force it takes to push a steel ball halfway into a plank.

Janka hardness · liveSOFT
Soft · droopsSemiFull mast · sweats
234 lbf
About as hard as balsa, harder than balsa.
Balsa
Wood company closed · resting wood80 bpm · …
What makes him hardscore 29
The wood10 / 100 · half
$3,894 market cap on a chart that ends at $1B
The wood company's shares66 / 100 · half
$2.71 in a 52-week range of $1.54 to $3.32
JCTC today-2.17%nudge -9

How it works. Half the score is how big the wood is. Half is where Jewett-Cameron's shares sit in their range for the year. The day's move nudges it. Above 66 he is at full mast and sweating. Below 40 he droops, and he knows. Both halves can go down. Nobody can promise they won't. If the wood stays hard for more than four hours, consult a doctor.

03 / 08

The wood company.

Throbbinwood is correlated to Jewett-Cameron Trading Company, NASDAQ: JCTC. Seventy-three years of wood, worth about ten million dollars. Correlation coefficient 1.00, by decree.

NASDAQ: JCTC · Jewett-Cameron Trading CompanyCorrelated
$2.71-2.17% today
Market cap $9.54M · the entire company
one month, daily closestrading below book value
Founded
September 1953, as a lumber brokerage
Headquarters
North Plains, Oregon
Employees
45
Shares outstanding
3,520,113
Traded per day
about 9,750 shares
Revenue, trailing
$39.4M
Book value
$4.20 a share
Fiscal year ends
August 31
jewettcameron.com
The flip · $WOOD vs. the wood companyNot yet
0.04%
of Jewett-Cameron ($9.54M). $9.54M of wood to go.
$0Stage VI Trunk is about one wood company$9.54M

Jewett-Cameron has sold wood since September 1953. The entire company, all 45 people, is worth $9.54M. About 9,750 shares change hands a day, which is $26,423 of wood stock. A memecoin does that before breakfast. He is currently a splinter. When he is worth more than the wood company, he becomes the wood company. Part of every fee is already on its way to buying it.

Things the wood company actually sells
Lucky Dog kennelsAdjust-A-GatePerimeter PatrolEuro FenceLifetime Steel PostMyEcoWorld poop bagsdB-Ply acoustic plywoodjumbo concrete forms

Dog kennels, fence gates, poop bags, and acoustic plywood for buses. It lost about six million dollars in the first nine months of the year, mostly to steel tariffs on fence posts. The wood was fine. The wood is always fine. The stock trades below the value of the company's own books, which means the market thinks the wood company is worth less than its wood. We disagree, in the only way we know how.

Correlated since 2026. Not a partnership. Not even a phone call.
04 / 08

Internet wood buying real wood.

Part of every fee buys shares of Jewett-Cameron. The wallet, the fee share and every purchase are published here, with receipts. The treasury becomes part of the Throbbinwood story, and the story keeps feeding back into the meme.

The wood we own · NASDAQ: JCTCNot started
0 shares
0.000% of the wood company. He is not born yet. The first fee buys the first share.
Cost basis
—
Average price
—
Last JCTC print
$2.71
Fee share
Set at launch
Treasury wallet
Posted at launch, with the CA
Purchases0 so far
No wood bought yet. The ledger starts with the first fee, and every line will have a brokerage receipt next to it.
The loop
  1. 1
    $WOOD trades

    Every trade pays a creator fee, like every coin on the chain.

  2. 2
    Fees hit the treasury

    A share of them, to a wallet you can watch.

  3. 3
    The treasury buys JCTC

    Real shares of the wood company, through a licensed brokerage. Receipts posted.

  4. 4
    The wood company joins the story

    Every share owned goes on this page. Then the meme gets bigger, and we go again.

The honest part. Buying shares does not make them go up. Nobody can promise that, and both $WOOD and JCTC can obviously go down. The experiment is whether Throbbinwood can get big enough that the attention and economics of the memecoin spill over into the real company the meme is built around. The coin is not the stock. It carries no equity, no vote, no claim. It carries wood.

05 / 08

The experiment.

The treasury becomes part of the Throbbinwood story. And the entire thing keeps feeding back into the meme.

Internet wood buying real wood.

The goal isn't to promise that our purchases make $JCTC go up. Nobody can promise that, and both $WOOD and $JCTC can obviously go down.

The experiment is whether Throbbinwood can become big enough that the attention and economics generated by the memecoin spill over into the real company the meme is built around.

And I think that is a much more interesting experiment than launching another coin and pretending it has some complicated utility.

  1. 1

    We have a coin called $WOOD.

  2. 2

    We found an actual wood company.

  3. 3

    So we're going to use part of the fees to start buying the wood company.

  4. 4

    And then we're going to put the entire thing on the internet and see what happens.

Grow the wood.
Own the wood.

That is Throbbinwood.
06 / 08

Wood stock.

Real wood, real stocks. Weyerhaeuser owns eleven million acres of trees. This is the closest thing to fundamentals the coin has.

Woodstock index
Equal-weighted · day move
-1.51%
  • JCTCJewett-CameronCorrelatedthe one he is correlated to$2.71-2.17%
  • WYWeyerhaeuser11 million acres of timberland$19.49-1.66%
  • RYNRayoniertrees, professionally$18.65-0.37%
  • LPXLouisiana-Pacificsiding and OSB$73.76-1.46%
  • BCCBoise Cascadeplywood and lumber$77.74-0.70%
  • UFPIUFP Industriesdecking, pallets, wood$81.23-2.97%
  • LBRLumber futuresthe price of wood itself$517.00-1.24%

The wood does not hold these. Nobody holds these. They are here so you can say you looked at a chart.

Purely decorative
07 / 08

The ballad of Throbbinwood.

Sung to the tune of whatever is pumping. Verses may be added as the wood grows. They will not be removed.

  1. 01

    In Sherwood, on Robinhood Chain, there lived a piece of wood.

  2. 02

    He steals from the rich (the shorts) and gives to the poor (the holders).

  3. 03

    Every dollar of market cap makes him bigger. Splinter, twig, stud, post, log, trunk, redwood, world tree.

  4. 04

    Every green candle on $HOOD makes him harder. Red candles make him droop. Don't look at him. He knows.

  5. 05

    Sixty-nine inches at a billion dollars. We measured. From the base. Like gentlemen.

  6. 06

    In Oregon there is a company that has sold wood since 1953. Forty-five people. Ten million dollars. It trades below the value of its own wood.

  7. 07

    Throbbinwood is correlated to it. We decided this. Correlation: one. When he is bigger than the wood company, he becomes the wood company.

  8. 08

    Part of every fee buys a share of the wood company. Internet wood buying real wood. Every receipt goes on the wall.

  9. 09

    Nobody promised the wood company goes up. Both can go down. He knows. He is doing it anyway.

  10. 10

    The Sheriff runs the short book and wants him soft. Do not let the Sheriff win.

  11. 11

    The wordmark never grows. That is the whole point of the wordmark.

08 / 08

Get wood.

Robinhood Chain. A coin, a chart, and a treasury that buys the wood company. No promises about where any of it goes.

Contract address · Robinhood Chain
0xB6A1534c8C31318b5539cF9e67C71745fC3c9Cfa

The only real address will be posted here and on the pinned post. Anything else is the Sheriff wearing a feather.

Get wood
  1. 01
    Open Robinhood

    Robinhood Chain lives inside the Robinhood app and any EVM wallet. Switch the network to Robinhood Chain.

  2. 02
    Paste the contract address

    Only from this page or the pinned post on X. The Sheriff makes fakes.

  3. 03
    Buy $WOOD

    Any amount. Every dollar of market cap is a millimetre of wood. Do not buy more wood than you can handle.

  4. 04
    Watch him grow, and watch the treasury

    The chart is live and so is the ledger. Every fee that buys wood shows up here with a receipt.